The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…
Want to get more students involved? Expand our democracy to students
Jack Semancik is a political science junior and Mustang News opinion columnist. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. “I’m sorry sir, you’re not eligible to vote in the municipal elections.” That was the response my…
Cal Poly awarded the “Coolest School Around” after putting a link to porn on its website
“At first, we were expecting the rankings’ loss to be a P.R. disaster, but the porn saved us,” said so many administration members that I lost track of all the names — everyone wanted to tell me this.
Festivals killed the touring star
What you get for the price of one day or even a three-day pass is a heck of a lot more music and exposure to new artists.
Super bowl halftime show: A powerful exhibition of female sexuality
Tessa Hughes is a journalism sophomore and opinion columnist. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. For those who don’t watch football — aside from commercials and the Puppy Bowl — the halftime show is the…
The Hoof: College students ‘adopt’ minimalism
“Doing the dishes did not spark joy. So we threw them all away.”
Stop making apathy a trend
World War III jokes are indicative of an internet culture that has been widely inflated by the promise of national security.
The future is not to frack
Fracking is an incredible threat to ecosystems and local water supply. I don’t think the potential risk it poses to our coastline is anywhere near worth the money it would generate.
Too many unanswered questions; Union won’t cooperate to find answers
Alice Antony is a freshman journalism student and opinion columnist. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News.
The Hoof: How to make winter quarter look like spring
Winter Quarter is fine. Meanwhile, its successor, Spring Quarter, is fun, flirty and has SO many parties. Here’s your guide on how to transform the gloom of Winter to the careless air of Spring.
The US-Iranian conflict: The people behind the headlines
“The real people of Iran want the regime to be gone. There is no other way.”