Relationships can be difficult to navigate. The Hoof has supplied students with fool-proof scripts for relationships of all sorts.
The Hoof reviews campus buildings Yelp-style
The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…
The Hoof: Cal Poly class of 2024 to be sorted into Hogwarts Houses
The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…
Cal Poly awarded the “Coolest School Around” after putting a link to porn on its website
“At first, we were expecting the rankings’ loss to be a P.R. disaster, but the porn saved us,” said so many administration members that I lost track of all the names — everyone wanted to tell me this.
The Hoof: How to make winter quarter look like spring
Winter Quarter is fine. Meanwhile, its successor, Spring Quarter, is fun, flirty and has SO many parties. Here’s your guide on how to transform the gloom of Winter to the careless air of Spring.
The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students
Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.
The Hoof: Three creative ways to own up to an issue that should have been addressed a super long time ago
Here at The Hoof, we present the most effective ways to apologize and fix an ongoing problem as demonstrated by our university.
The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation
The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…
The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.
The Hoof: Seven Ways to interpret the new Cal Poly logo
Hannah Benson is a journalism junior and satire columnist. The views represented do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. The recent unveiling of the rebranded Cal Poly logo has sparked debate across the student body, with the same question…