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Opinion
The Hoof: Relationship advice for the pandemic era
Hannah Benson
April 6, 2020
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Relationships can be difficult to navigate. The Hoof has supplied students with fool-proof scripts for relationships of all sorts.

Opinion
The Hoof reviews campus buildings Yelp-style
Hannah Benson
March 12, 2020
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The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Opinion
The Hoof: Cal Poly class of 2024 to be sorted into Hogwarts Houses
Hannah Benson
February 24, 2020
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The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Satire
Cal Poly awarded the “Coolest School Around” after putting a link to porn on its website
Hannah Benson
February 14, 2020
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“At first, we were expecting the rankings’ loss to be a P.R. disaster, but the porn saved us,” said so many administration members that I lost track of all the names — everyone wanted to tell me this.

Opinion
The Hoof: How to make winter quarter look like spring
Hannah Benson
January 22, 2020
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Winter Quarter is fine. Meanwhile, its successor, Spring Quarter, is fun, flirty and has SO many parties. Here’s your guide on how to transform the gloom of Winter to the careless air of Spring.

Opinion
The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students
Hannah Benson
December 3, 2019
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Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.

Opinion
The Hoof: Three creative ways to own up to an issue that should have been addressed a super long time ago
Hannah Benson
October 29, 2019
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Here at The Hoof, we present the most effective ways to apologize and fix an ongoing problem as demonstrated by our university. 

Opinion
The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation
Hannah Benson
October 10, 2019
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The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Opinion
The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
Hannah Benson
September 13, 2019
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A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.

Satire
The Hoof: Seven Ways to interpret the new Cal Poly logo
Hannah Benson
May 6, 2019
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Hannah Benson is a journalism junior and satire columnist. The views represented do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. The recent unveiling of the rebranded Cal Poly logo has sparked debate across the student body, with the same question…

Special Sections
Why you don’t need a job or internship to have a productive summer vacation
Hannah Benson
June 12, 2017
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From class schedules to syllabi to meals, the busy college lifestyle requires meticulous planning throughout the year. Even the prospect of summer vacation seems to have lost some of its magic because students have to schedule in hours devoted to…

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