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Local dispensary permit revoked after illicit activity
San Luis Obispo will not be receiving its third storefront dispensary after all. An applicant for the city’s third available commercial cannabis permit has pleaded guilty to several crimes prior to the application period and permit being granted. As a…
Running is more than fitness for Chris Andrews, it’s a way of life
While the pandemic made many feel confused and anxious about the future, architectural engineering junior and ultrarunner Chris Andrews found clarity within his newly granted free time. “It helped me manage my time for what I really wanted to be…
Football opts out of the rest of 2021 season
Cal Poly Football has decided to opt out of the rest of the 2021 spring football season. “It was a variety of factors, we’ve had a number of injuries, an unusual number of injuries,” Cal Poly Director of Athletics Don…
Softball closes out non-conference play against University of the Pacific and Stanford
Cal Poly Softball collected one win and three losses on March 12 and 14, falling to University of the Pacific once on Friday and Stanford twice on Sunday. The Mustangs fell to 5-5 on the season following their sweep against Saint…
Men’s Basketball closes out regular season with 70-54 loss to Blue-Green rivals UCSB
The Mustangs finished their regular season with a second loss to Blue-Green rivals UC Santa Barbara at the Thunderdome on Saturday, March 5. Cal Poly (3-19, 1-15 Big West) will take a nine-game losing streak into the Big West Tournament…
Women’s Basketball falls to first place UC Davis 63-47
Cal Poly Women’s Basketball fell in an away match against UC Davis 63-47 on Friday, Feb. 26 inside the Pavilion. The Mustangs (11-8, 7-6 Big West) looked to build on their dramatic last-minute winner against Long Beach State last week,…
Alimamy Koroma achieves career high in Men’s Basketball’s 74-69 loss to Long Beach
Cal Poly Men’s Basketball recorded their fifth consecutive defeat 74-69 against Long Beach State on February 20, 2021. Sophomore forward Alimamy Koroma scored a career high 22 points during the game, along with a team high of seven rebounds for…
Men’s Basketball falls 64-51 to CSUN despite first half lead
Cal Poly Men’s Basketball split the two-game series with Cal State Northridge after falling 64-51 on Saturday, Jan. 30. Cal Poly (3-11, 1-7 Big West) were looking to build on their victory the day before, snapping an eight-game losing streak…
Men’s Basketball drops first leg of away doubleheader with UC Irvine to remain winless in Big West play
Cal Poly Men’s Basketball lost away to UC Irvine 68-49 on Friday, Jan. 2 at Bren Events Center. Having lost 12 of the last 13 meetings between these two teams, the Mustangs (2-9, 0-5 Big West) were looking to take…
Women’s Basketball splits double header with UCSD, breaks program record for threes
Cal Poly Women’s Basketball faced a double header against UC San Diego, winning 90-68 on Friday, Jan. 1, and losing 63-74 on Saturday, Jan. 2 at RIMAC Arena. Cal Poly (5-3, 1-1 Big West) split their two-game series with the…