Having milked the teat that is your parent’s college savings almost completely dry after four (ha, yeah right!), five or six years, you will finally graduate this fall, winter or spring. And while our abundant and plentiful job market awaits you, the idea of remaining in the cozy cocoon of academia a couple years longer sounds tempting.
In an age where you can get implants in your butt to look like Jennifer Lopez, stitching up your ears is chump change.
In today’s job market you will need every competitive edge you can muster — good luck finding a job looking like a freak.
With public sector employment expanding exponentially, and so much of the private sector dependent upon contracting work with the state and federal government, workplace drug testing is becoming more common.