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The Cal State system has an enrollment problem

This distinction reveals a growing divide within the Cal State system. While imperfect, SB 640 represents a necessary adjustment to a system that can no longer rely on uniform admissions policies to serve campuses with vastly different capacities. Some campuses are working to attract students to stay stable, while others continue to turn away qualified applicants.

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Estudiantes y facultad de Cal Poly reaccionan a las acusaciones de abuso sexual contra César Chávez

Find the English version here. Los legisladores de California están tomando medidas para renombrar el Día de César Chávez como el Día de los Campesinos en respuesta a las recientes acusaciones de abuso sexual en contra de Chávez.  El martes, la Unión de Campesinos (UFW) publicó un comunicado en el que explicó que había recibido […]

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Five reasons you need to keep buying more clothes 

Get in girls, we’re going shopping. Why? Because I have nothing to wear. My closet, which is full, actually contains nothing. It is stocked with beautiful yet horrible clothes that nobody should ever buy, but also that I will never ever get rid of.  

I can feel your judgment from here. Yes, I own five pairs of black leggings, but they are completely, fundamentally, legally distinct clothing items. One is high-waisted, one is flared, one has pockets. You would not ask someone why they own both a fork and a spoon. I am asking for that same basic human respect.

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Review: Morning on the Green was a clever and exciting replacement to mayhem on the streets

My 3 a.m. alarm buzzed on my phone, and I jolted awake to the sound of an Irish jig and my roommates preparing drinks in the kitchen. Though I despise being woken up early, I had to persevere for my final St. Fratty’s day at Cal Poly. 

I can confidently say it was totally worth it, because Cal Poly crushed it for this year’s 4:45 a.m. Morning on the Green concert at the Lower Sports Complex on Saturday the 14. In my four years of Fratty’s at Cal Poly, this has been one of the best days. I think a lot of us that had experienced the craze and thrill of the annual block party were grieving it, and needed something that could stand up to the sheer number of students the block party brought.

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