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The Gym Bro

Do you even lift, bro? And if you do, please don’t skip leg day. These are some of the more conceited boys on the list. Their “craft” is perfecting their bodies. To put it nicely: they are masters of self…

The “Looking for a third”

AH this one scares me. If you’re down for something casual and, honestly, probably a FUN time, hit them up. However, this screams all levels of messy, complicated and a little weird. Enter at your own risk, because between the…

Guitar Boy

Can often be cross listed with Surfer, Stoner and Art Boy, but most likely poser. Because we all knows, ladies love a man who can play the guitar *eye roll*. If you’re in an indie-rock band? Yes. If you sit…

The Multifaceted

He is the epitome of don’t hate the player, hate the game, because these boys are playing it. They want to prove to you that they can mold and appeal to you whoever you are; that they can satisfy every…

The Dog Dad

Don’t get me wrong, I love a cute dog as much as the next girl, but just know that these pics are being used as their lure. These boys know how much we EAT THIS SHIT up, but let’s be…

The Stoner

All they want is a smoke buddy, and, hey, there’s nothing wrong with that! Also, from what I’ve heard from guys, this is one of the categories they have for girls too, so it seems like there are a lot…

The Surfer/Rock Climber

WE GET IT, you’re outdoorsy. You’re the cool kid. You are laid back and up for anything, but you don’t want to say that explicitly in your bio. You’re looking for a “Bruh” girl and ladies, if that’s you, swipe…

The Only Posts Group Photos

Never swipe right on these fellas. I mean most of these are iffy choices, but this will just get confusing. They are on the apps just to mess around and since none of them actually care the conversation is most…

The Nerd

Honestly these boys are my bread and butter unfortunately. Most of my exes fit into this category, so I know them like the back of my hand. Given that Cal Poly is, well, a polytechnic school 95% of the student…