San Luis Obispo officials are implementing road closures, increased law enforcement, and doubled fines for violations in order to prevent large street gatherings during the annual St. Fratty’s Day celebrations near Cal Poly this weekend.
San Luis Obispo to close streets, increase enforcement ahead of Morning on the Green
Cal Poly Men’s Basketball eliminated from Big West Tournament in heartbreaking fashion by UC San Diego
UC San Diego took down Cal Poly in round of the Big West Championship in a 72-69 victory.
Statewide skilled trade workers strike prompts Cal State shift on withheld raises
A four-day strike by skilled trade workers across the California State University system prompted CSU leadership to signal a commitment to honor contractual raises. The statement came during a hearing last month with the Assembly Budget Subcommittee No. 3 on Education Finance. “We’ll provide all our world class faculty and staff with much deserved compensation […]
JDAWG SAYS: Rate your professor
SATIRE: Students should rate their professors on their attire, technical skills, office hours, hygiene, career stories and required textbooks.
LIVE: Men’s Basketball Big West Tournament
Just south of the City of Lights, Cal Poly is set to square off against UC San Diego at Lee’s Family Forum. Last year the Mustangs made a deep run into the Big West Championships, but it was the Tritons who eventually won it all as the top seed. This year UC San Diego has […]
Cal Poly Men’s Basketball to open Big West Tournament against defending champion UC San Diego
The Mustangs (14-18, 10-10 Big West) take on No. 5 seed UC San Diego in the first round of the postseason on Wednesday.
Cal Poly receives ‘D’ in antisemitism prevention amid AEPi incident aftermath
The Anti-Defamation League gave Cal Poly a “D” for its handling of antisemitism — a continuation of last year’s failing grades. The grade comes after a reported hate crime happened at a Jewish fraternity house last month. The U.S.-based, nonprofit organization aims to fight antisemitism and releases an annual Campus Antisemitism Report Card, an assessment […]
Abnormally high temperatures to hit San Luis Obispo this week
A heat wave advisory has been issued for San Luis Obispo and parts of Santa Barbara County, with temperatures expected to reach 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit, 20-30 degrees higher than typical for this time of year.
California Assembly bill proposes new mileage-based fee for drivers
California is considering a new mileage tax to replace the current gas tax, which could increase vehicle taxes for commuters and impact affordability and road safety for Californians.
New Linnaea’s Cafe kiosk announced at State of Downtown meeting
Linnaea’s Cafe is opening a new kiosk, Slodega, in the Mission Plaza, featuring a New York bodega-inspired menu and outdoor dining area, while the Cultural Arts Parking Structure will open on March 17th with free parking for the first 28 days.
St. Fratty’s survival guide: For WOWies & people who live under a rock
The Manure is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Malia Mundy is a journalism junior and a satire columnist for Mustang […]

