See, I’ve bled and I’ve groaned, but you reap what you sow
I have a vagina with a mind of its own.
Every month, without missing a beat,
my boobs hurt, and so do my feet.
As if that weren’t enough,
I have a liter of blood —
stained sheets,
and a desperate heart
accompanying me.
I tried all the classics — pads and tampons, as many of you know.
But something about cotton near my vulva was a simple no-go.
I was searching for better — a comfort of sorts.
My wishes were answered with my beloved,
the one to which I ode:
my diva cup,
my purple hero.
An impeccable food pantry find, ready for a home.
My sustainable cup, full of my menstrual hope.
These last three years were all I could want,
My dear diva cup, it is you that I flaunt.
Very discrete and complete with ease,
Every month I look forward to our silly little tease.
Now I live my life, free from fear of a leak.
Now I live my life, with a pure-hearted peak.
Some think you’re weird, but I think you’re perfect.
Some think you’re gross, but so are all things that are worth it.
XOXO,
A Diva Cup Warrior


