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A day in the life of Jeffrey Armstrong: Halloween edition

Jeff woke up with a headache. Things weren’t going well. The students and staff hadn’t loved the lemon grove idea like he thought they would. He didn’t understand — his plan involved everything students could possibly want. The super mall was even going to have Hooters and In-N-Out. 

He got out of bed, disgruntled, and tried to put these distressing thoughts aside. He had bigger things to contemplate. 

Halloween was coming up, and he still hadn’t picked a costume.

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PG&E power shutoff affects agriculture areas on campus

PG&E shut off power in parts of San Luis Obispo County at 6 a.m. Thursday, Oct. 15 to reduce wildfire risk during forecasted strong winds, leaving approximately 4,000 customers without power, according to PG&E. The shutoff was previously expected to end by 11 a.m. Saturday, though the timeline could change depending on weather conditions, according to […]

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