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Author Archives: Lee Barats and Sean Michetti
Are fortune cookies true?
In order to disprove this retarded claim, I will directly address several actual fortunes:
Are humans the next endangered species?
Oh please. We humans rule the planet. If you were to pick one species to be “Captain of
Tit for Tat: Into the mailbag
Hey everyone! At the beginning of the school year, we asked you all to send us what you
Tit for Tat: Is voting real?
Wow. What a stupid thing to argue about. Our country is based on the idea of everyone
Driving a hybrid: is it worth looking like a sissy?
Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I don’t think driving a hybrid will make you appear
Adoption: Should it be legal?
Alright fine, Sean. We’ll debate the one thing nobody wants to debate. It’s the most
How should you get to school this Friday?
As you know, this Friday is the first day of Cal Poly’s Open House. The parking lots will
Tit for Tat: Is smoking good for you or not?
Ever since you were in elementary school, The Man has kept you from having a good time. He
Tit for Tat: Should America legalize marijuana?
‘Scuse me if I seem a little off this week. I just shared a bowl of Afgani Indica with this talking deer I just met. He’s crazy, man.
Baseball: The true American pastime
Lee: No. We want excitement, not a Bonds indictment. They call baseball our national pastime. Yeah, if by “pastime” you mean “something we never do anymore.” Look, I’m a huge baseball fan, but let’s be honest: when was the last time you watched a baseball game? Probably not since October.