Author Archives: Mike Heimowitz

Small talk: noun – What is bound to always happen when two or more people come

If there is one thing that college students really dislike, it would have to be midterms.

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. It is a holiday about love, but the problem with the holiday is that so many people in this world totally hate it…

M. Ward is supporting Norah Jones on her next tour. Her next tour will see the two

Last quarter I told you about how annoying some people could get in class. As a follow-up, I’m going to provide you with a “Guide…

Turn on a television and what do you see? That’s right, people who have little talent, lots of money

For the last year and a half and – I don’t know -two days, I was a single man. I lived my life without the responsibility of

Well, everyone has their way to do it. Some are quicker than others, so in the end really, only one person prevails. Of course, I’m talking about the shotgun. Now, hold on college boy and college girl, because I’m not talking about shotgunning a beer, but rather the ever so important “shotgun” yell to get the rights to the front passenger seat in the car.

First of all, welcome back from break. Hope it was a good one. You still look good as ever, and sure haven’t lost your charm. Glad we got that small talk out of the way, because I want to get straight to this week’s topic with, well, the most literal meaning of “potty humor” that I can.