Mr. Nachreiner,

When dummies review other dummies, it isn’t called peer-reviewed science: It’s called partisan journalism.

You realize I’m a physics major, right? I realize that you’re an ag major and, as such, you won’t see me running around misinforming people about your cows. So why you gotta misrepresent my gravity, dog?

Thanks for playing,

Ryan more retardy

P.S. To paraphrase your “article,” anyone so close-minded (read: retarded) as to not read the “physics major” bit in the byline is a stupid dummy unworthy of awkwardly shoe-horning an unfunny K-Fed reference into their all-too-serious response to a joke-turned-letter-to-the-editor.

P.P.S. I CAN USE CAPS LOCK TOO.

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