Paul Bittick

           Ten people are in a house. Nine are men. The woman has a

boyfriend. Six are around the kitchen table playing “King’s Cup.” The

other four stand near the counter, talking about how drunk they were

last night, what drink they are on that night, alternate rules for

King’s Cup, or possibly how shitty their professor is for making them

read literature for their literature class. There is a six pack of

Expensive Beer and two 24-packs of Cheap Beer. Bottles holding only an

inch of beer are abandoned everywhere. There are probably lime wedges

on a cutting board. These are purely ornamental. There may be music,

but it will be completely undanceable-not that anybody will want to


-Steve Rosen, City and regional planning senior

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