“Then it hits me: All the thick static, dull pops and omnipresent roaring in the background are playing at that moment because that is the song.”
Category: Columns
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The Coffee Snob: Your Starbucks astrology
I will attempt to tell you exactly what kind of person you are based on which Starbucks drink you happen to be holding.
Posted inColumns, Opinion
A critical time for critical thinking
Eric Stubben [follow id=”ericstubben”] Eric Stubben is a mechanical engineering junior and Mustang News conservative columnist. These views do not necessarily reflect the opinion or editorial coverage of Mustang News. Like many Cal Poly students, my first week of winter break wasn’t exactly exciting. Friends on the semester system weren’t home yet, family was at […]
Posted inColumns, Features
Why your music sucks: Christmas edition
Everyone has music they love and music they hate, but Nick Larson hates it all — especially Christmas music.
Posted inColumns, Features
The Coffee Snob: On coffee tables, feet and wise old women
To the woman who started it all: I never meant to hurt you.
Posted inColumns, Opinion
State of the world; moving forward
You are not a stagnant being and your political views shouldn’t be either.
Posted inColumns, Opinion
The Ferguson paradox
If I could, I’d take an eraser and begin scrubbing as hard as I could until the seven calendar boxes representing the last week of November 2014 were nowhere to be found.
Posted inColumns, Features
Gal I met in the pub last night: Volume V
The last “Guy I met in the pub last night” isn’t actually a guy at all. She’s a short, red-haired dancer, teacher and musician named Margaret McCarthy, referred to by nearly everyone as just “Mags.”
Posted inColumns, Features
The Coffee Snob: Does your barista change your oil?
I’ve been a lot of places in my life — mostly dark places. Dark roast places. And a lot of them serve complimentary coffee.
Posted inColumns, Opinion
President Barack Obama: The great divider
We’ve all had times in our lives where people just get on our nerves.