It’s no secret that horned-up freshmen are likely to crap where they eat. The hormones and excitement that surround dorm-dwellers are bound to cause some incest in freshman year living spaces. From yakʔitʸutʸu to Muir, North Mountain to Yosemite, no dorm goes unscathed by the looming presence of an awkward hook-up who lives in the same building as you.
Tag: Dorm
Lost and Found
Dorm life can be an adjustment for first-year students learning to live on their own. Being surrounded by other students in a single building, sharing a room and having limited resources can be a challenge. Everyone knows to bring the basics like a mattress topper and shower caddy, but there are a few Cal Poly-specific […]
Growing weed in a dorm room
Some mornings on my way to brush my teeth as a resident in Muir last year, I would walk over ceiling tile debris left from dorm partiers the night prior. One night walking back to my dorm, the water fountain was flooding the floor. A vape caught on fire in a room on the floor […]
“What is going on? Why does it smell like smoke?”: fire in Yosemite tower 6 forces students to evacuate
Rory Bruton was fast asleep when he was awoken by a blaring loud noise around 3 a.m. Thursday morning. It was the fire alarm. “Nobody was expecting it. Everybody was just sound asleep and just enjoying their dreams and then,” Bruton said, imitating a crash-like sound. “Blasted lights blaring, smoke coming up our noses. It […]
Tau Phi’s reign short-lived in Sierra Madre
As a freshman, getting into fraternity parties (if not already a member) is challenging for men, but one Sierra Madre Residence Hall found a way to beat the system during the first few weeks of school. The men’s floor of Sierra Madre Tower 5 found its solution after a few nights of hanging out in […]
Mustang Minute: Fire in Sequoia Hall displaces freshmen
Ashley DeVriend Mustang News reporter Ashley DeVriend talks with freshman and firefighters about the fire in Sequoia Hall on Sunday night.
