After being bombarded on all sides by campaign literature, TV ads, and posters for the candidates, not a single one talked about the only issue that is truly important this election.
That issue is, of course, who will be signing my diploma. All of you out there should have this issue on your mind if you plan on graduating within the term of our new governor.
Who’s name do you want on your diploma, Phil Angelides or Arnold Schwarzenegger? The choice is pretty clear to me.
I want the governator.
Computer engineering senior