Bush Little was in the White House one day, when a “report” fell on his head.
He called to Cheney Peney, and this is what he said,
“Iraq’s WMDs will soon fall from the sky!”
And Good Ol’ Cheney Peney got a twinkle in his eye,
He suggested they go tell Halli Burton of their vampire-like need,
Destroying Iraq to fulfill their oily greed.
So Bush Little, Cheney Peney and Halli Burton walked merrily on their way,
Seeking mainstream Media Cheatiah to get Rubbery Public to sway.
With the Rubbery Public pawns easily set into place,
Bush Little, Cheney Peney, Halli Burton and Media Cheatiah had to stifle their scornful smirk behind a poker face.
They broadcasted the message into every home and bed,
“WMDs will soon fall on our heads!”
Everyone obeyed, with the exception of one,
An unpatriotic Zesty Lefty spoiled all the fun.
Zesty Lefty asked questions with too much insight,
Such as: “What is the REAL reason for this fight?”
Bush Little, Cheney Peney, Halli Burton, Media Cheatiah and Rubbery Public let out one big cry: “Can’t you see WMDs will fall from the sky!”
Zesty Lefty said, with a disgusted frown:
“Could it be that oil is the reason to bomb that ground?”
Ignoring Zesty Lefty, Bush Little, Cheney Peney, Halli Burton, Media Cheatiah and Rubbery Public rushed to “liberate” Iraq,
As they went, Zesty Lefty yelled out, “If you don’t find any WMDs, don’t cha’ll come back.”
But before they were able to make the Iraqis pay,
Zesty Lefty sent them to Guantanamo Bay.
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