Dear Rustmeister,

I challenge you and Scott NERD-hold to a nude Jell-O wrestling match, if you ladies are man enough. I hear the boys at AGR (“Alpha Gamma Row”) are into that type thing and I’m sure they would be more than happy to provide a blow-up kids swimming pool full of Jell-O. I figure this solution will be more effective than just a plain old boxing match and will probably bring in more money for that table you wanted.

We could solve the problem of ignorant douches writing into the Mustang Daily with their unsupported and false accusations. The losers, you guys aren’t allowed to write to the Mustang Daily.

Well, you can Rusty because I thought your letter was funny.

I could show you warmongers the implications of the use of a preemptive strike in political matters by kicking the crap out of you both. Last of all, I would like to make this clear, in my last letter I presented a transcript from Osama bin Laden’s latest videotape. It wasn’t my thoughts or opinion.

You’re right Rusty, I do write letters to vent, but also to inform, and correct misleading opinions presented by people like Scotty Nordholm, who along with an unacceptable amount of Americans still believe that Iraq had something to do with 9/11 and that terrorists “hate our freedom.”

Leonard Bessemer

Arts & design junior

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