If you are a man, you are not a woman. If you are on the high road, you are not on the low road. If you are planning on long and romantic, it won’t be short and dirty. If you want sex all the time, you probably aren’t craving sex less often. I hate to break it to you, but it’s rather difficult to be two things at one time, which is why compromise is so important.
Author Archives: Melissa Norman
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Muslim Student Associations condemn attacks on Mumbai
Over this year’s Thanksgiving holiday many American families, including Muslim Americans, came together from across country to celebrate the many blessings we have in our lives. We in the United States were delighting in the company of dear relatives, in the bounty of our traditional holiday feast, and also appreciating the rights and freedoms we are guaranteed as Americans.
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There's more to 'oh!' than orgasm
“Oh. My. God.” “Oh my God.” “Oh yes.” “Keep going.” “Yes.yes. YES!” How typical right? A sex columnist writing about orgasms. like that one has never been done before. I’m sure that’s what at least some of you are thinking. But don’t go writing me off already before I have even had a chance to speak my peace.
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It's OK to fall in love
Disclaimer: You have to cut me some slack. The holidays are coming; Thanksgiving is in a week, I’ve sent in my Christmas list to my grandparents and we’re now only a month and a half away from 2009. I was feeling sentimental. Don’t be scared though, we’ll return to your regular, sexually-charged excitement for my final column during dead week.
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Bumps on the head equal fun times in bed
Sex has the ability to be hot. sweaty. romantic. passionate. mind-blowing. But it also carries with it the unwavering possibility of being awkward, strange or even downright comical.
Put yourself in this scenario: you’re with this special someone for the very first time, over at their place and feeling yourself getting caught up in the heat of the moment.
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Not your traditional trick-or-treat fun
During the time of witches and wizards and goblins and ghouls, Halloween presents itself as a masterpiece of disguise. It is a time to transform into something that is not your real persona, to take on a different character and to hide behind a mask, both literally and figuratively.
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Conservative voter guide
Election day is just around the corner. While some of you may have already voted absentee, this guide should help the rest of us make those important ballot decisions come Tuesday, at least throughout the conservative prism. In that regard, I contend most ballot measures need to be vetoed for economic reasons alone.
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An open letter to Cal Poly Christians
Suppose I were to announce that an unknown candidate has just entered the presidential race. He is a natural leader and, most importantly, he stridently opposes abortion. In fact, his position is much stronger, purer and and more severe than that of both McCain and Palin combined.
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Choose the road toward the future of hope
For the past few days, the media has been proclaiming victory for Barack Obama. I heard one pundit say that the election is over and there is no way John McCain can win. The downward spiral in the polls seems to be catching those working for McCain in the whirlpool as well.
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The handy-dandy score kit
Everyone needs one. For those playing the game, it would actually increase the possibility of scoring. I’m not talking about an amazing jump shot, a gorgeous golf swing, or a 50 million foot vertical. What I’m referring to is something I would like to call a Handy Dandy Score Kit.
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The difference between a saxophone and a lollipop
1. The first rule of oral is you do not talk about oral.
2. The second rule of oral is you DO NOT talk about oral.
That is, except for me. I will take on the role of Tyler Durden, the oh-so-muscular character portrayed by Brad Pitt in the movie “Fight Club.