So, let me get this straight: anything I write here, even if it’s obviously completely sarcastic, is going to be taken seriously by everyone at the school and engender volumes of frothing hate mail?
Cool! In that case, let me say right now that I fully support renaming the College of Engineering the “College of Losers” and that I also support alien abductions of stupid people. These steps are necessary to keep our great nation strong in the face of terrorists. Thank you.
I now expect to get at LEAST as much hate mail as Jessica Potter, so start writing, Cal Poly! Do your part to keep the opinion page strong and vitriolic!