Having milked the teat that is your parent’s college savings almost completely dry after four (ha, yeah right!), five or six years, you will finally graduate this fall, winter or spring. And while our abundant and plentiful job market awaits you, the idea of remaining in the cozy cocoon of academia a couple years longer sounds tempting.
Category: Columns
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Freshman faces faux Facebook ‘friends’
Facebook connections can lead to lifetime friendships, but more likely create awkward situations. Read on as our Freshman Columnist tells you how to make Facebook less creepy and more friendly.
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Zero to 140,000: The future is quickly approaching
Would you go to Mars if the chance presented itself? Technology buff David Dynes would — and at Mach speeds.
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The Political-Entertainment Complex
Liberal columnist Jeremy Cutcher explains his views on the dangers of blending news and entertainment.
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Harry Potter and his broomstick please all ages
Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak can’t shield him or fellow witches and wizards from the perverse muggle world of pornography and sex toys.
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Paging Doctor Carrot, Doctor Carrot
“Eh…what’s up, doc?” The famous words of one very popular bunny unintentionally give a quick peek into the life of the bright orange carrot Bugs is always seen munching away on.
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What to know when stitching up those holes in your head
In an age where you can get implants in your butt to look like Jennifer Lopez, stitching up your ears is chump change.
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What it means to be a Conservative
The government has Republicans, Democrats and, now, a Tea Party too. The race is on to see which one will give the American people the loudest voice in politics.
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The Man teaches freshman lesson
Bad girl, bad girl, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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It’s time to party like it’s … 1773
Republicans are supposed to be all about “Country First.” After last week’s elections, who knows anymore.
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Hang up ‘hook up’ and learn to explain yourself
Why beat around the bush when you could cut straight to the chase? Eliminate the phrase “hook up” from your vocabulary, please.