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What a kick to the balls

Girls will often complain of the sensitivity of their bosoms. It’s not that I parade around roughhousing titties, it’s just that I’ve noticed an accidental lateral nudge is enough to rile them into grimaced claims about pain that’s the feminine equivalent to a kick to the balls. No, madame, breasts are not your equivalent to […]

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Lessons in Love from a Good Student

Janice Edman             If there was a class offered here at Poly on love, I’m sure the “learn by doing” motto would be given a run for its money.  Because that’s exactly how one learns about love ” not from reading Harlequin Romances or watching “How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days” until you […]

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Lessons learned from a year as ASI president

So this is it Cal Poly. I’m officially 10 days away from leaving office and this is my last column as your dedicated ASI president. One of the benefits of being president is gaining an increased perspective on the role of students in the university and the value of a university education beyond the classroom. […]

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Summer lovin' happens so SLO

Janice Edman When I was 15, I bought the single for “Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears – and it’s taken me seven years to admit it. Her B-side song was entitled “Autumn Goodbye,” a deeply profound ballad about the pains of summer love. It contained the sage lyrics, “Summer love will keep us […]