he kind folks at Campus Health and Wellbeing have some solutions to make it through the rest of the waves of pollen unscathed
By using a lack of sleep as a metric for our work ethic, we are convoluting an unhealthy habit with a point of pride.
Fortunately, there is a practical way to further prolong your inevitable arrival into the real world: keep going to school.
The point is that most guys don’t care about a “number” for its own sake.
I simply want the best for the world I live in, and that necessitates that I demand equality for women.
I’m just going to make up my own version of reality, format it, and call it journalism
For the first week out of the year, people with New Year’s resolutions are just as bad as vegans.
“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”
Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Mustang News, or the Mustang News editorial board. Traditionally, […]
Police officers arrived on the 300 block of Hathaway Ave after receiving multiple complaints of “Some tool playing ‘Closer’ on repeat for a straight hour.”
But for advocates of mental health awareness, there have been some triumphs.