The Eye:
Jessica Alba is trying her hardest to land a role that doesn’t feature her ass, but rather her supposed good acting talent.

Sadly, neither appear to be featured in this remake of a Japanese horror film about a woman who receives an eye transplant that lets her see a world of creepy little girls and dead people.

While there is a possibility that Alba has finally acquired her first respectable role as an actress, the film itself may turn out as most Japanese film remakes do: terrible.

Strange Wilderness:
‘Strange Wilderness’ is unique for one reason (and it’s not because it’s a film about nature filmmakers): its cast consists entirely of secondary characters from great comedies.

So the question then becomes: how good is a film with all of the “kind of funny” guys from funny movies? The critics are yet to say, but it’s my bet that if you liked “Without a Paddle,” you’ll enjoy this film.

While the trailer provides some laughs, you can only take the “dumb guys” comedy so far.

Meet the Spartans:
Speaking of possibly bad comedies, meet “Meet the Spartans”: an officially bad movie that follows “Epic Movie” and “Date Movie.”

While the film might offer a few laughs from a few clever spoofs, the series has only evolved from funny (“Scary Movie”) to waste of time, money and brain cells (“Date Movie”).

If, however, you think K-Fed, Britney Spears and King Leonidas belong in the same film, feel free to attend “Meet the Spartans” and learn the true meaning of pain.

David Moreau, Xavier Palud (“Ils”)

Fred Wolf – this is his first film (gulp)

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer (“Date Movie”)

Jessica Alba, Allesandro Nivola

Steve Zahn, Jonah Hill, Justin Long

Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra

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