The “clean girl” aesthetic is having a moment, and honestly? I’m obsessed. It’s all about enhancing what you already have rather than covering it up. Think dewy skin, flushed cheeks and that effortless glow that looks like you just came back from a walk (even if you just rolled out of bed). It’s empowering to feel confident in your own skin without hiding behind layers of makeup.
Category: Opinion
Posted inManure Satire
Cal Poly dad breaks back attempting kegstand at ZBT
On Friday, October 31st, Cal Poly parent Rick Flannery was hospitalized attempting to kegstand at a ZBT party he attended with his wife, Karen, and daughter, Shea.
Posted inProposition 50
OPINION: Students should vote yes on Proposition 50
Shayna Gayer is a political science and journalism junior who is a Mustang News opinion columnist. The opinions expressed in this article do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang Media Group. California is one of the few states with enough political power to balance out Texas redistricting to add five Republican seats. That’s why I […]
Posted inOpinion
Stop trying to be “niche”
It seems as though everyone is trying to be “niche” – a buzzword that is being used in excess on social media to describe something underground or endlessly unique. But striving to be this person isn’t worth it, especially in college.
Posted inSatire
How to become a professional Yik Yaker
The Monday Manure is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Madi Taylor is a sociology freshman and a satire columnist for […]
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What studying abroad in Madrid is teaching me about finding my voice
There’s a particular kind of bravery that doesn’t make headlines or win awards. It’s choosing to exist in a constant state of uncertainty, where even the simplest tasks require you to risk looking foolish. But with each small risk, I’m building a confidence I never knew I needed, one that doesn’t depend on getting everything right. It’s the willingness to exist in a constant state of uncertainty, where even the simplest tasks require unbelievable courage.
This is my reality as a student who speaks minimal Spanish studying abroad in Madrid. And I’m beginning to realize that courage isn’t the absence of fear—it’s trying anyway, putting yourself out there even when every interaction feels like jumping off a cliff.
Posted inOpinion
Better safe than sorry: get STI tested
With many students having their first sexual experience on a college campus, knowledge of where to go for help when things go wrong is extremely important. Inexperience can bring a lack of caution and preparation to an intimate situation. Luckily, we have plenty of great (and free) options on campus you can take advantage of.Â
Posted inOpinion
More than just a joker: a review of Sal Vulcano’s PAC show
Hundreds of students excitedly waited outside of the Performing Arts Center for their face-to-face experience with Sal Vulcano, the stand-up comedian most well-known for his work on Impractical Jokers, podcasts and improv shows. Whether students were bandwagoning off their friends or were actually aware of the comedian’s stardom was unclear.Â
Posted inOpinion
Too many options: are dating apps really for me?
Dating apps take a lot of courage to fully follow through on. While texting strangers online isn’t a big commitment, meeting up with them isn’t usually the advice your parents give you.Â
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The Housing Hunt: Mustang Village is a solid option for an off-campus apartment
As you complete my five step checklist for the housing search, you will probably stumble upon Mustang Village as one of your housing options after doing some Google searching or asking literally anyone where they live. Indeed, Mustang Village is a popular choice for Cal Poly students’ off-campus housing.Â
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We got an F in free speech, but maybe not for the reason you think
Cal Poly, as an administration, has the policies of a university that values free speech, but the student body has a personality of one that fears it.