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    The Hoof: Campus Parking — What remains of the land of Automobile Animalia
    Sydney Sherman
    October 12, 2020
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    The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

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    The Hoof: The greek life community responds to COVID-19
    Declan Molony
    September 17, 2020
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    The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

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    How to stay busy during quarantine
    Kiana Meagher
    April 26, 2020
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    If you’re a lot like me, who has spent lots (and lots and lots) of time consuming TikToks, you’re itching to find something better to do with your time. Here’s how to stay busy during quarantine.

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    The Hoof: Cal Poly debuts new software to simulate hyper-realistic on-campus experience
    Kailey O'Connell
    April 8, 2020
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    Meet Eurodamn, a realistic virtual technology that simulates Cal Poly’s most distinguished features — like virtual parking citations and the refreshing smell of cow.

    Opinion
    The Hoof: Relationship advice for the pandemic era
    Hannah Benson
    April 6, 2020
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    Relationships can be difficult to navigate. The Hoof has supplied students with fool-proof scripts for relationships of all sorts.

    Opinion
    The Hoof reviews campus buildings Yelp-style
    Hannah Benson
    March 12, 2020
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    The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

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    Ladies, kiss your life of luxury goodbye
    Tessa Hughes
    March 5, 2020
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    Tessa Hughes is a journalism sophomore and opinion columnist. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News.  Every girl remembers the day when Aunt Flo first knocks on her door unexpectedly, coming to ruin her life for…

    Opinion
    The Hoof: Cal Poly class of 2024 to be sorted into Hogwarts Houses
    Hannah Benson
    February 24, 2020
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    The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

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    Cal Poly awarded the “Coolest School Around” after putting a link to porn on its website
    Hannah Benson
    February 14, 2020
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    “At first, we were expecting the rankings’ loss to be a P.R. disaster, but the porn saved us,” said so many administration members that I lost track of all the names — everyone wanted to tell me this.

    Opinion
    The Hoof: College students ‘adopt’ minimalism
    Kiana Meagher
    February 7, 2020
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    “Doing the dishes did not spark joy. So we threw them all away.”

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    The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students
    Hannah Benson
    December 3, 2019
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    Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.

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