I’m just going to make up my own version of reality, format it, and call it journalism
For the first week out of the year, people with New Year’s resolutions are just as bad as vegans.
“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”
Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily…