Author Archives: Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke Editor’s note: ‘Two Classy Gents’ is a humor column that runs every Friday. Dear President Baker, It’s been a full year since we’ve last spoken. We text messaged you a number of times since last Mardi Gras, and there was that one unfortunate drunk dialing incident last March. Mistakes […]

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke Editor’s note: “Two Classy Gents” is a humor column that runs every Friday in the Mustang Daily. The other day, the Two Classy Gents were sauntering around campus when a horde of freshman girls approached us. “What is good?” they asked us. “First off, bunnies,” Doug replied. “No,” the […]

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke We know how this looks, faithful Mustang Daily reader. You think the Two Classy Gents sold out. And while it is true that this column is now sponsored by Hometown Buffet, please understand we would have written this article anyway. In all sincerity, there is no finer dining experience […]

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke Editor’s note: Two Class Gents is a humor column that runs every Friday. You know when you think you see some kid you knew from high school, but it turns out to be some ugly dude? Well, that happened to us, but it turned out to be professional tennis star […]

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke One of the most enigmatic characters in Cal Poly lore is half wiry teenage body, half artificial horse head. You’ve probably seen him around campus flipping burgers with the other ag majors during their Friday barbecues or pounding away at differential equations during his linear algebra class. But has […]