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Take your purse off

In response to Brad Scholten’s letter to the editor “Girls never go for the good guys”: Brad, if you whine a little more about it, girls will definitely see the error of their ways. When you’re done crying yourself a river, build a bridge and get over it. P.S. Roll up this newspaper and slap […]

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Girls never go for the good guys

At the risk of sounding cliched: nice guys finish last. It’s the truth and I, at the risk of sounding arrogant, am a nice guy. I’ve been told multiple times that I’m a “catch” and “husband-material.” Problem is that girls aren’t looking for “husbands.” Girls are looking for a “bad boy.” You know, the guy […]

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Students need more parking, not alternative hassles

I’m writing in response to ASI president Tylor Middlestadt’s commentary about alternative transportation solving the parking problem on campus. Middlestadt’s stance against building a parking structure and/or new parking lot, along with not making cheaper parking permit prices, is ridiculous. Paying $255 a year to circle a parking lot searching for a space is outrageous. […]

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Dear Scott Nordholm,

The following text is taken from a transcript of Osama Bin Laden’s video he sent just before the 2004 elections. Enjoy. Oh, and please don’t share your ideas or opinions anymore. The world will be a better place without them. BIN LADEN (THROUGH TRANSLATOR): “When America allowed the Israelis to raid Lebanon, the sixth American […]

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