The Young Conservative Scholars Cal Poly chapter hosted a political demonstration on Dexter Lawn on Thursday. The demonstration in question involved lewd sexual behavior between members, Diddy style.
Tag: humor
Posted inMonday Manure - Satire
The let them theory: Cal Poly edition
The self-help novel The Let Them Theory by life coach Mel Robbins has revolutionized how to approach conflict. It opts for spending less time worrying about others’ motivations and letting go of the need to control what is out of reach. I am excited to announce her latest work: an exclusive partnership with The Manure to curate a new version based on our wonderful Cal Poly community.Â
Posted inMonday Manure - Satire
Parents welcome daughter home after graduation, confident she’ll leave someday
“Of course we’re proud,” said Gertrude, while aggressively vacuuming the carpet in a zigzag pattern. “She’s the first in the family to get a B.A. in Medieval Painting Discussion with a minor in Thinking about Stuff. She’s been working so hard, you know, at figuring herself out.”
Posted inEditorials
In defense of smoking
Hunter White is a history senior and Mustang News columnist. The views expressed in this column do not reflect the viewpoints and editorial coverage of Mustang News. Smoking will almost certainly kill you, and before it does, it will ravage the last few years of your life with agony and surprise tracheotomies. We all know […]
Posted inFeatures, Reviews
David Sedaris mixes humor and sentiment at the PAC
David Sedaris brought more than just essays to his reading session at the PAC Tuesday night.
Posted inFeatures
Smile and Nod brings more than humor to Cal Poly
Smile and Nod does more than just shows at Cal Poly, the group travels internationally for competitions.
Posted inOpinion
Bicyclists: The menace of the modern era
Yes, bicyclists. People who genuinely hate America and liberty.
Posted inFeatures
Reduced Shakespeare Company to humorously explore the history of comedy
“It’s a mad-cap, nonstop, 90 minutes of fun.”
Posted inOpinion
Cal Poly Memes: What I was reading until 3 a.m.
I just want to say whoever made Cal Poly Memes is my new internet hero. Then everyone who jumped on the bandwagon are my other heroes. (Read As: Reddit had the memes first but I didn’t notice until it was on Facebook and I’m sorry, don’t hurt me!) I was on Tumblr around 1 a.m. […]
Posted inOpinion
Oh the Places You'll Go! (On The Internet) #2
Because I liked the first so much, here’s a second installment of Oh the Places You’ll Go (on the Internet!). These are five places I find fun or interesting, or even both. It’s all subjective opinion, so you’ll just have to click the links to see if you agree or disagree with me. Etsy This […]