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Respaldo: Tanner Schinderle presenta una visión amplia de lo que puede ser el presidente de ASI

Find the English version here. Traducido por Isabella Beltran. Nota del editor: Cualquier persona involucrada en la cobertura de noticias de la elección de ASI no estuvo involucrada con este respaldo. Este respaldo no refleja necesariamente los pensamientos de los miembros del Mustang Media Group.  La junta de Respaldos está compuesta por el Editor Gerente Jeremy […]

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jdawg says: act nonchalant

i’ve been watching the jfk jr. and carolyn bassette show and listening to faye webster through wired headphones. i’ve been trying so hard to mog that my jaw is getting stiff. i came to the realization that i need to calm down. a little crush and the impending doom of unemployment have me in shambles […]

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The Cal State system has an enrollment problem

This distinction reveals a growing divide within the Cal State system. While imperfect, SB 640 represents a necessary adjustment to a system that can no longer rely on uniform admissions policies to serve campuses with vastly different capacities. Some campuses are working to attract students to stay stable, while others continue to turn away qualified applicants.

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Five reasons you need to keep buying more clothes 

Get in girls, we’re going shopping. Why? Because I have nothing to wear. My closet, which is full, actually contains nothing. It is stocked with beautiful yet horrible clothes that nobody should ever buy, but also that I will never ever get rid of.  

I can feel your judgment from here. Yes, I own five pairs of black leggings, but they are completely, fundamentally, legally distinct clothing items. One is high-waisted, one is flared, one has pockets. You would not ask someone why they own both a fork and a spoon. I am asking for that same basic human respect.

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