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On Monogamy

Daniel Gingras I have two major gripes with monogamy. The first is the exclusion of the menage Aÿ trois. (Impensable!) The second is monogamy’s persistent elusion of me. (Tragique!) Actually, the menage Aÿ trois continues to elude me too. (Quelle surprise-) In my mind there are only two states: the state of being in a […]

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Rancer's Recipes 11-3-05

Emily Rancer After coming home from that afternoon class, a frozen dinner can be enough to satisfy your needs. But I challenge you to make today’s salad as a healthier option or, gasp, your next meal’s side dish (yes, side dishes can exist in college). This recipe will take you a whopping 10 minutes to […]

Posted inLetters to the Editor

Let's get the letters flowing

So, let me get this straight: anything I write here, even if it’s obviously completely sarcastic, is going to be taken seriously by everyone at the school and engender volumes of frothing hate mail? Cool! In that case, let me say right now that I fully support renaming the College of Engineering the “College of […]

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