Freshmen may understandably face some trouble when unable to enter a building from three of its most convenient sides, but sources tell The Hoof that there may be some helpful arrows printed on copier paper.
Category: Satire
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The Hoof: PG&E Decides Providing Power Not Worth The Hassle
“I don’t really know how on earth I’m going to get around campus without being able to charge my boosted skateboard,” agriculture business freshman John Watt said.
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The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation
The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Hannah Benson is a journalism senior and satire columnist. The […]
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The Hoof: Last on-campus vape shop to close following health scares
The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Izaac Tompkins is an environmental protection and management senior and […]
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The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.
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The Hoof: Seven Ways to interpret the new Cal Poly logo
Hannah Benson is a journalism junior and satire columnist. The views represented do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. The recent unveiling of the rebranded Cal Poly logo has sparked debate across the student body, with the same question asked repeatedly: “But why?” The answer to that question is really only one of the […]