“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”
Tag: satire
Posted inFeatures, Reviews
David Sedaris mixes humor and sentiment at the PAC
David Sedaris brought more than just essays to his reading session at the PAC Tuesday night.
Posted inEditorials
The Weekly Bull: What I’m thankful for
Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Mustang News, or the Mustang News editorial board. Traditionally, […]
Posted inOpinion
The Weekly Bull: Campus police viciously attack neighborhood party
Police officers arrived on the 300 block of Hathaway Ave after receiving multiple complaints of “Some tool playing ‘Closer’ on repeat for a straight hour.”
Posted inFeatures, Reviews
Tim Minchin’s brutal, blasphemous brilliance
In a nutshell what Minchin did was this: play piano, sing and condemn faulty logic.
Posted inFeatures
That’s the Key to ring in spring with a cappella concert
Spring, perfume, a cappella.
Posted inColumns, Features
Out, damned spot! My 3 most shameful coffee stains.
Sometimes coffee’s impact on our lives is harder to wash away than Tide to Go advertisements. I’m talking coffee stains.
Posted inFeatures
American Summer
The house did not belong to them, but the dream was all their own.
Posted inOpinion
Webcomics: The New Funny Pages
On the internet, you can find self-published comics of any style—whether it be the strips of Sunday newspapers or the full pages of comic books. The internet offers a variety of genres, styles and tastes of comics. For every comic you find, there are 20 more starting. Some update every day, others go months without […]
Posted inLetters to the Editor, Opinion
Letter: consider the possibility of satire
I also have to address the inability of the English majors on this campus to recognize Ryan Moriarty as what he is and for what he is doing. As a fellow physics major, I am saddened by your inability to see other possibilities. My first thought is that perhaps Ryan Moriarty’s opinions are just too far out there.