The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Izaac Tompkins is an environmental protection and management senior and […]
Tag: satire
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The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.
Posted inOpinion
Milo Yiannopoulos and the horrible, no good, terrible, very bad day
I’m just going to make up my own version of reality, format it, and call it journalism
Posted inEditorials
The Weekly Bull: New year, same ish
For the first week out of the year, people with New Year’s resolutions are just as bad as vegans.
Posted inEditorials
The Weekly Bull: We answer your family’s questions so you don’t have to
“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”
Posted inFeatures, Reviews
David Sedaris mixes humor and sentiment at the PAC
David Sedaris brought more than just essays to his reading session at the PAC Tuesday night.
Posted inEditorials
The Weekly Bull: What I’m thankful for
Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Mustang News, or the Mustang News editorial board. Traditionally, […]
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The Weekly Bull: Campus police viciously attack neighborhood party
Police officers arrived on the 300 block of Hathaway Ave after receiving multiple complaints of “Some tool playing ‘Closer’ on repeat for a straight hour.”
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Tim Minchin’s brutal, blasphemous brilliance
In a nutshell what Minchin did was this: play piano, sing and condemn faulty logic.
Posted inFeatures
That’s the Key to ring in spring with a cappella concert
Spring, perfume, a cappella.
Posted inColumns, Features
Out, damned spot! My 3 most shameful coffee stains.
Sometimes coffee’s impact on our lives is harder to wash away than Tide to Go advertisements. I’m talking coffee stains.