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The Hoof: A letter to the real heroes of the strike

by Zoie Denton January 22, 2024January 22, 2024

Dear Professors holding Zoom classes this week, I applaud your bravery. You are setting great examples for your students because it’s true, some things aren’t black and white. Sometimes, you have to put your very big brain to the task and come up with a solution. And walking by your colleagues actively striking on campus, […]

Satire

The Hoof: New classes for freshmen expected in 2023-2024 school year

by Caroline Kelleher May 15, 2023October 5, 2025

The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Caroline Kelleher is an anthropology and geography freshman and Mustang […]

Opinion

The Hoof: A WOWie’s Guide to Cal Poly

by Caroline Kelleher April 19, 2023April 20, 2023

Opinion

The Hoof: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry changes name to Cal Poly – Hogwarts

by Elijah Winn March 16, 2022March 16, 2022

The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Elijah Winn is an environmental earth and soil science sophomore […]

Opinion

The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students

by Hannah Benson December 3, 2019August 29, 2022

Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.

Opinion

The Hoof: PG&E Decides Providing Power Not Worth The Hassle

by Izaac Tompkins October 18, 2019August 29, 2022

“I don’t really know how on earth I’m going to get around campus without being able to charge my boosted skateboard,” agriculture business freshman John Watt said.

Opinion

The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation

by Hannah Benson October 10, 2019August 29, 2022

The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Hannah Benson is a journalism senior and satire columnist. The […]

Opinion

The Hoof: Last on-campus vape shop to close following health scares

by Izaac Tompkins September 25, 2019August 29, 2022

The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Izaac Tompkins is an environmental protection and management senior and […]