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Opinion
The Hoof: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry changes name to Cal Poly – Hogwarts
Elijah Winn
March 16, 2022
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The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Opinion
The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students
Hannah Benson
December 3, 2019
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Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.

Opinion
The Hoof: PG&E Decides Providing Power Not Worth The Hassle
Izaac Tompkins
October 18, 2019
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“I don’t really know how on earth I’m going to get around campus without being able to charge my boosted skateboard,” agriculture business freshman John Watt said.

Opinion
The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation
Hannah Benson
October 10, 2019
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The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Opinion
The Hoof: Last on-campus vape shop to close following health scares
Izaac Tompkins
September 25, 2019
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The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…

Opinion
The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
Hannah Benson
September 13, 2019
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A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.

Opinion
Milo Yiannopoulos and the horrible, no good, terrible, very bad day
Neil Sandhu
February 3, 2017
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I’m just going to make up my own version of reality, format it, and call it journalism

Editorials
The Weekly Bull: New year, same ish
Neil Sandhu
December 31, 2016
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For the first week out of the year, people with New Year’s resolutions are just as bad as vegans.

Editorials
The Weekly Bull: We answer your family’s questions so you don’t have to
Neil Sandhu
November 29, 2016
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“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”

Arts
David Sedaris mixes humor and sentiment at the PAC
Anjana Melvin
November 28, 2016
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David Sedaris brought more than just essays to his reading session at the PAC Tuesday night.

Editorials
The Weekly Bull: What I’m thankful for
Neil Sandhu
November 5, 2016
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Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily…

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