The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Elijah Winn is an environmental earth and soil science sophomore […]
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The Hoof: Anxiety hacked! CSU announces stress balls for all students
Along with stress balls, the “Just Don’t Worry” campaign aims to implement more signs pointing to the Rec Center to advocate more exercise across campus.
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The Hoof: PG&E Decides Providing Power Not Worth The Hassle
“I don’t really know how on earth I’m going to get around campus without being able to charge my boosted skateboard,” agriculture business freshman John Watt said.
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The Hoof: Moving Too Fast? Here’s How to Have The Conversation
The Hoof is a satire column created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Hannah Benson is a journalism senior and satire columnist. The […]
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The Hoof: Last on-campus vape shop to close following health scares
The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re having a ball. Ha. Puns. Izaac Tompkins is an environmental protection and management senior and […]
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The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.
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Milo Yiannopoulos and the horrible, no good, terrible, very bad day
I’m just going to make up my own version of reality, format it, and call it journalism
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The Weekly Bull: New year, same ish
For the first week out of the year, people with New Year’s resolutions are just as bad as vegans.
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The Weekly Bull: We answer your family’s questions so you don’t have to
“I think I’m going to apply to be a Kardashian. I’ve really been working on my selfie portfolio…”
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David Sedaris mixes humor and sentiment at the PAC
David Sedaris brought more than just essays to his reading session at the PAC Tuesday night.
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The Weekly Bull: What I’m thankful for
Neil Sandhu is a biomedical engineering senior, and a columnist for Mustang News. The Weekly Bull is a purely satirical column, and any references to actual people or organizations are coincidental. The satire expressed within this column does not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of Mustang News, or the Mustang News editorial board. Traditionally, […]